New Year's Deception

It might be mid-January but I still have thoughts of those little lies we tell ourselves on January 1 every single year: New Year's Resolutions.

How many people actually keep these?

"Oh I'm going to lose a ton of weight this year!"

"I'm going to stay out of drama this year!"

"I am totally going to start working out!!!"

Then on December 31, you are still sitting on your fat ass pissed off because a relative or some so-called friend that you don't have sense enough to throw out of your life keeps causing you problems or won't shut up about your business or their own. You get up huffing and puffing to the fridge for another whatever-tastes-good at the time snack.

You promptly feel like shit.

But tomorrow is a new year!! Let's make a new start!!

You automatically feel unbelievably better and intend to get started TOMORROW!

And so the cycle goes...